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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

12 Books about WOMEN saving the DAY!

They all start the same way.  

There stands THE MAN who is there to save the day. He saves the scared woman from the monster under the bed, or the tornado that is tearing through the field behind the house, or the zombies that are currently roaming the earth. 




But, the truth is that most of us have had a headstrong, smart woman come to our rescue at some point in our lives, right? 







Well, I thought it would be a great idea to seek out these strong women characters in literature and watch how the story unfolds, leaving her as the heroin for once.







I found 12 great books that look at the Woman character as the one to save humanity. 



Circling the Sun by Paula McLain

Paula McLain, author of the phenomenal bestseller The Paris Wife, now returns with her keenly anticipated new novel, transporting readers to colonial Kenya in the 1920s. Circling the Sun brings to life a fearless and captivating woman — Beryl Markham, a record-setting aviator caught up in a passionate love triangle with safari hunter Denys Finch Hatton and Karen Blixen, who as Isak Dinesen wrote the classic memoir Out of Africa.
Brought to Kenya from England as a child and then abandoned by her mother, Beryl is raised by both her father and the native Kipsigis tribe who share his estate. Her unconventional upbringing transforms Beryl into a bold young woman with a fierce love of all things wild and an inherent understanding of nature’s delicate balance. But even the wild child must grow up, and when everything Beryl knows and trusts dissolves, she is catapulted into a string of disastrous relationships.
Beryl forges her own path as a horse trainer, and her uncommon style attracts the eye of the Happy Valley set, a decadent, bohemian community of European expats who also live and love by their own set of rules. But it’s the ruggedly charismatic Denys Finch Hatton who ultimately helps Beryl navigate the uncharted territory of her own heart. The intensity of their love reveals Beryl’s truest self and her fate: to fly.
Set against the majestic landscape of early 20th-century Africa, McLain’s powerful tale reveals the extraordinary adventures of a woman before her time, the exhilaration of freedom and its cost, and the tenacity of the human spirit.
Kindle Price:$11.43

West with the Night by Beryl Markham



Beryl Markham’s life was a true epic, complete with shattered societal expectations, torrid love affairs, and desperate crash landings. A rebel from a young age, the British-born Markham was raised in Kenya’s unforgiving farmlands. She learned to be a bush pilot at a time when most Africans had never seen a plane. In 1936, she accepted the ultimate challenge: to fly solo across the Atlantic from east to west, a feat that fellow female aviator Amelia Earhart had completed in reverse just a few years before. Her successes and her failures — and her deep, lifelong love of the “soul of Africa” — are all chronicled here with wrenching honesty and agile wit. Hailed by National Geographic as one of the greatest adventure books of all time, West with the Night is the sweeping account of a fearless and dedicated woman
Kindle Price:$7.67

The Marriage of Opposites by Alice Hoffman



Growing up on idyllic St. Thomas in the early 1800s, Rachel dreams of life in faraway Paris. Rachel’s mother, a pillar of their small refugee community of Jews who escaped the Inquisition, has never forgiven her daughter for being a difficult girl who refuses to live by the rules. Growing up, Rachel’s salvation is their maid Adelle’s belief in her strengths, and her deep, life-long friendship with Jestine, Adelle’s daughter. But Rachel’s life is not her own. She is married off to a widower with three children to save her father’s business. When her husband dies suddenly and his handsome, much younger nephew, Frédérick, arrives from France to settle the estate, Rachel seizes her own life story, beginning a defiant, passionate love affair that sparks a scandal that affects all of her family, including her favorite son, who will become one of the greatest artists of France.
Building on the triumphs of The Dovekeepers and The Museum of Extraordinary Things, set in a world of almost unimaginable beauty, The Marriage of Oppositesshowcases the beloved, bestselling Alice Hoffman at the height of her considerable powers. Once forgotten to history, the marriage of Rachel and Frédérick is a story that is as unforgettable as it is remarkable.
Kindle Price:$12.99

The Pope’s Daughter by Dario Fo



Lucrezia Borgia is one of the most vilified figures in modern history. The daughter of a notorious pope, she was twice betrothed before the age of eleven and thrice married — one husband was forced to declare himself impotent and thereby unfit and another was murdered by Lucrezia’s own brother, Cesar Borgia. She is cast in the role of murderess, temptress, incestuous lover, loose woman, femme fatale par excellence.
But there is always more than one version of a story.
Lucrezia Borgia is the only woman in history to serve as the head of the Catholic Church. She successfully administered several of the Renaissance Italy’s most thriving cities, founded one of the world’s first credit unions, and was a generous patron of the arts. She was mother to a prince and to a cardinal. She was a devoted wife to the Prince of Ferrara, and the lover of the poet Pietro Bembo. She was a child of the renaissance and in many ways the world’s first modern woman.
Dario Fo, Nobel laureate and one of Italy’s most beloved writers, reveals Lucrezia’s humanity, her passion for life, her compassion for others, and her skill at navigating around her family’s evildoings. The Borgias are unrivalled for the range and magnitude of their political machinations and opportunism. Fo’s brilliance rests in his rendering their story as a shocking mirror image of the uses and abuses of power in our own time. Lucrezia herself becomes a model for how to survive and rise above those abuses.
Kindle Price:$9.99

State of Wonder by Ann Patchett

Award-winning, New York Times bestselling author Ann Patchett returns with a provocative and assured novel of morality and miracles, science and sacrifice set in the Amazon rainforest. Infusing the narrative with the same ingenuity and emotional urgency that pervaded her acclaimed previous novels Bel CantoTaft RunThe Magician’s Assistant, and ThePatron Saint of Liars, Patchett delivers an enthrallingly innovative tale of aspiration, exploration, and attachment in State of Wonder — a gripping adventure story and a profound look at the difficult choices we make in the name of discovery and love.
Kindle Price:$7.99

Winter’s Bone by Daniel Woodrell



Ree Dolly’s father has skipped bail on charges that he ran a crystal meth lab, and the Dollys will lose their house if he doesn’t show up for his next court date. With two young brothers depending on her, 16-year-old Ree knows she has to bring her father back, dead or alive. Living in the harsh poverty of the Ozarks, Ree learns quickly that asking questions of the rough Dolly clan can be a fatal mistake. But, as an unsettling revelation lurks, Ree discovers unforeseen depths in herself and in a family network that protects its own at any cost.
Kindle Price:$9.99

Yankee Doodle Dixie by Kage Baker and Lisa Patton



Lisa Patton won the hearts of readers last year, her book Whistlin’ Dixie in a Nor’easter became a sleeper-success. Building on a smashing debut, Lisa’s poised to go to the next level — because whether in Vermont snow or in Memphis heat, Dixie heroine Leelee Satterfield is never too far from misadventure, calamity… and ultimately, love.
Having watched her life turn into a nor’easter, 34-year-old Leelee Satterfield is back home in the South, ready to pick back up where she left off. But that’s a task easier said then done… Leelee’s a single mom, still dreaming of the Vermonter who stole her heart, and accompanied by her three best friends who pepper her with advice, nudging and peach daiquiris, Leelee opens another restaurant and learns she has to prove herself yet again. Filled with heart and humor, women’s fiction fans will delight in this novel.
Kindle Price:$7.09

How to Build A Girl by Caitlin Moran



What do you do in your teenage years when you realize what your parents taught you wasn’t enough? You must go out and find books and poetry and pop songs and bad heroes — and build yourself.
It’s 1990. Johanna Morrigan, fourteen, has shamed herself so badly on local TV that she decides that there’s no point in being Johanna anymore and reinvents herself as Dolly Wilde — fast-talking, hard-drinking gothic hero and full-time Lady Sex Adventurer. She will save her poverty-stricken Bohemian family by becoming a writer — like Jo in Little Women, or the Brontës — but without the dying-young bit.
By 16, she’s smoking cigarettes, getting drunk, and working for a music paper. She’s writing pornographic letters to rock stars, having all the kinds of sex with all the kinds of men, and eviscerating bands in reviews of 600 words or less.
But what happens when Johanna realizes she’s built Dolly with a fatal flaw? Is a box full of records, a wall full of posters, and a head full of paperbacks enough to build a girl after all?
Imagine The Bell Jar — written by Rizzo from GreaseHow to Build a Girl is a funny, poignant, and heartbreakingly evocative story of self-discovery and invention, as only Caitlin Moran could tell it.
Kindle Price:$10.99

What Lies Behind by J.T. Ellison



Waking to sirens in the night is hardly unusual for Samantha Owens. No longer a medical examiner, she doesn’t lose sleep over them, but a routine police investigation in her neighborhood has her curious. When her homicide detective friend, Darren Fletcher, invites her to look over the evidence, she jumps at the chance and immediately realizes the crime scene has been staged. What seems to be a clear case of murder/suicide — a crime of passion — is anything but. The discovery of toxic substances in hidden vials indicates that something much more sinister is at play…
As Fletch and Sam try to understand what and who they are dealing with, they are summoned to a meeting at the State Department. High-level officials are interested in what they know and seem to be keeping secrets of their own. It’s up to Sam and Fletch to uncover what lies behind the deception as the threat of bioterrorism is exposed, and her boyfriend, Xander Whitfield, may be in the line of fire.
Unsure who to trust, Sam and Fletch find themselves up against very powerful people at every stage in the investigation. No one is who they appear to be and with every minute that passes, the danger escalates. It’s Sam’s most complex case yet and the terrifying reality is beyond anything she could have imagined.
Kindle Price:$9.99

I Am Malala by Malala Yousafzal



When the Taliban took control of the Swat Valley in Pakistan, one irl spoke out. Malala Yousafzai refused to be silenced and fought for her right to an education.
On Tuesday, October 9, 2012, when she was 15, she almost paid the ultimate price. She was shot in the head at point-blank range while riding the bus home from school, and few expected her to survive.
Instead, Malala’s miraculous recovery has taken her on an extraordinary journey from a remote valley in northern Pakistan to the halls of the United Nations in New York. At sixteen, she became a global symbol of peaceful protest and the youngest nominee ever for the Nobel Peace Prize.
I Am Malala is the remarkable tale of a family uprooted by global terrorism, of the fight for girls’ education, of a father who, himself a school owner, championed and encouraged his daughter to write and attend school, and of brave parents who have a fierce love for their daughter in a society that prizes sons.
I Am Malala will make you believe in the power of one person’s voice to inspire change in the world.
Kindle Price:$9.99

The Secret History of Wonder Woman by Jill Lepore



Wonder Woman, created in 1941, is the most popular female superhero of all time. Aside from Superman and Batman, no superhero has lasted as long or commanded so vast and wildly passionate a following. Like every other superhero, Wonder Woman has a secret identity. Unlike every other superhero, she has also has a secret history.
Harvard historian and New Yorker staff writer Jill Lepore has uncovered an astonishing trove of documents, including the never-before-seen private papers of William Moulton Marston, Wonder Woman’s creator. Beginning in his undergraduate years at Harvard, Marston was influenced by early suffragists and feminists, starting with Emmeline Pankhurst, who was banned from speaking on campus in 1911, when Marston was a freshman. In the 1920s, Marston and his wife, Sadie Elizabeth Holloway, brought into their home Olive Byrne, the niece of Margaret Sanger, one of the most influential feminists of the twentieth century. The Marston family story is a tale of drama, intrigue, and irony. In the 1930s, Marston and Byrne wrote a regular column for Family Circle celebrating conventional family life, even as they themselves pursued lives of extraordinary nonconformity. Marston, internationally known as an expert on truth — he invented the lie detector test — lived a life of secrets, only to spill them on the pages of Wonder Woman.

The Secret History of Wonder Woman
 is a tour de force of intellectual and cultural history. Wonder Woman, Lepore argues, is the missing link in the history of the struggle for women’s rights — a chain of events that begins with the women’s suffrage campaigns of the early 1900s and ends with the troubled place of feminism a century later.
Kindle Price:$10.06

Oreo by Fran Ross



Oreo is raised by her maternal grandparents in Philadelphia. Her black mother tours with a theatrical troupe, and her Jewish deadbeat dad disappeared when she was an infant, leaving behind a mysterious note that triggers her quest to find him. What ensues is a playful, modernized parody of the classical odyssey of Theseus with a feminist twist, immersed in seventies pop culture, and mixing standard English, black vernacular, and Yiddish with wisecracking aplomb. Oreo, our young hero, navigates the labyrinth of sound studios and brothels and subway tunnels in Manhattan, seeking to claim her birthright while unwittingly experiencing and triggering a mythic journey of self-discovery like no other.
Kindle Price:$9.99







Tuesday, August 25, 2015

8 Hilarious Books to Read by FUNNY Lady Authors!

8 Uproarious Books By Funny Ladies You Must Read


Are women funny?” 
Well, allow ME, to set the record straight!  I have eight (8) hilarious books written by none other than....WOMEN!  
Please be warned that you will crack up in random places, your eyes might tear up and others around you WILL THINK YOU ARE CLINICALLY INSANE!   But, who cares, right! A great, funny book makes the whispers fade away!

Here's to starting a GREAT DAY:


1. Let’s Just Say It Wasn’t Pretty by Diane Keaton
Let’s start with one of my personal most anticipated books of this season (only one week left!) If her first book Then Again is any indication, Let’s Just Say It Wasn’t Pretty will be at once moving and hilarious. This one focuses on lessons learned working in a beauty-obsessed industry, complete with comical if mortifying incidents such as a makeup artist telling her she needs to get her eyes fixed. Yikes.
Kindle Price:$9.99

2. Bossypants by Tina Fey
Yes, it’s not new this season. And yes, this book has deservedly become the archetype for humorous female memoirs. Obviously the book is phenomenal in itself, but I will put a strong plug in for the audiobook on this one. Read by Tina herself, it is unbearably hilarious. In all seriousness, I had to pull my car over on the highway I was laughing so hard.
Kindle Price:$6.99



3. Let’s Pretend This Never Happened by  Jenny Lawson 
If you’re familiar/in love with The Bloggess but have not read her memoir, I suggest you do so immediately. Don’t take my word for it though, Jenny wrote her own GoodReads review: “I wrote this book so I think I’m required to like it. But I’d like it even if someone else wrote it. Although if they did I’d sue them for stealing my life story. How confusing. Much like the book.” Just do it.
Kindle Price:$7.99

Published just a few weeks ago to rave reviews and much admiration from comedy’s elite, this book is a gem. Carol Leifer has written and performed for some of the best TV comedies—to multiple Emmy nominations—including Late Night with David Letterman, Saturday Night Live, Modern Family, and the greatest show of all time, Seinfeld. This collection of bold and hilarious essays chronicles Carol’s career as she paved the way for women in what was an exclusive all-boys club. If you don’t believe me, ask Jerry who said “If you don’t buy this book right now you’ve got to be a total schmuck.”
Kindle Price:$9.99


If you’re in more of a novel mood, Where’d You Go Bernadette? is a fantastic choice. Between Semple’s beautifully-done mixed-media style and her quirky and hilarious characters, you will fly through this story. One of the many moments at which I laughed aloud: “This is why you must love life: one day you’re offering up your social security number to the Russian Mafia; two weeks later you’re using the word calve as a verb.”
Kindle Price:$7.99

I am ashamed to say this is still sitting in my To Read pile, but I have only heard the best things about it from friends, family, book reviewers and celebrities. One of them must be right. Plus, Mindy Kaling is a comedy goddess, and we share a deep understanding of each other: “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
Kindle Price:$4.99

7. The Most of Nora Ephron by Nora Ephron 
Another recent book that I cannot wait to dig into, an all-encompassing and no doubt comically genius collection of all that is the brilliant Nora Ephron. This book is a fitting tribute to her incredible career, including essays on everything from being flat-chested to politics, the screenplay for When Harry Met Sally, her bestselling novel Heartburn, and a never before published play, Lucky Guy. Put simply, this is a comedic master-class from the singular mind of Nora Ephron.


One of the year’s first and most loved debuts, Everything Is Perfect When You’re A Liar put Kelly Oxford squarely on the map as one of the funniest humor writers in the game. To get a glimpse of what this absolutely fantastic collection is like, head over to her Twitter for gems like “It sucks that we all have to get old and die, also that tomorrow is Monday.”
Kindle Price:$10.99




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