Saturday, August 15, 2015

46 Brilliant Short Stories you can read in a DAY!

46 Brilliant Short Novels You Can Read In A Day...read a book about reading a book a day...now I'm feeling challenged to do just that. Have read about 5 of these books already.



Great reads under 200 pages. Mostly.

I compiled this LIST for those Moms out there, who are like me, and don't have tons of time. 

I love to get into a good book, but find myself dreading getting "in to deep" because I know that finishing it today... this week...this month (sometimes) is not an option. (Hey, life gets BUSY!) 

But, have no fear!  Below are some short readers, many of them I have already completed and enjoyed in just a DAY! 

(you gotta have a love for reading to love that fact!) 


1. Dept. of Speculation by Jenny Offill

Dept. of Speculation by Jenny Offill
Granta / BuzzFeed
"Dept. of Speculation"  is a series of short dispatches from the front line of a marriage. It is a unique read as it had me laughing one minute, crying the next, literally within the same sentence. 
2. Animal Farm by George Orwell
Animal Farm by George Orwell
Penguin / BuzzFeed
Orwell’s classic allegory is as sharp and biting as when it was first published nearly 70 years ago, and just as relevant. Well worth a reread.

3. We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson
Penguin / BuzzFeed
A gripping tale of murder most foul on the estate of the Blackwood family, Shirley Jackson’s final novel is the kind of book you’ll want everyone to read just so you can talk about it.
4. The Reluctant Fundamentalist by Mohsin Hamid
The Reluctant Fundamentalist by Mohsin Hamid
Penguin / BuzzFeed
A book about cultural identity as much as politics, The Reluctant Fundamentalist follows a Princeton-educated Pakistani as his life in America collapses post 9/11.

5. Heartburn by Nora Ephron

Heartburn by Nora Ephron
Virago / BuzzFeed
In Nora Ephron’s hilarious novel, based on the breakdown of her second marriage, group therapy and infidelity share the page with recipes for pot roast.

6. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Tor / BuzzFeed
If Monty Python had done science fiction it might have been like this. At once supremely silly, laugh-out-loud hilarious, and as British as dead-parrot jokes.

7. Who Will Run the Frog Hospital? by Lorrie Moore

Who Will Run the Frog Hospital? by Lorrie Moore
Vintage / BuzzFeed
A woman in a loveless marriage recounts a childhood friendship in this beautifully crafted tale of innocence and growing up.

8. Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe

Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
Penguin / BuzzFeed
Achebe’s classic novel follows Okonkwo, a man who finds himself at odds with society and history amid the changing cultural landscape in Nigeria. 209 pages.

9. The Awakening by Kate Chopin

The Awakening by Kate Chopin
Melville House / BuzzFeed
The story of a woman trapped in her marriage was condemned when first published in 1899, ending Chopin’s career, but is now rightly recognized as a classic.

10. Shopgirl by Steve Martin

Shopgirl by Steve Martin
Hyperion / BuzzFeed
An exploration of loneliness, softened by Martin’s witty observations and dry humor,"Shopgirl" follows the main character as she navigates life in Los Angeles.

11. The Body in the Library by Agatha Christie

The Body in the Library by Agatha Christie
Harper Collins / BuzzFeed
Classic Christie, classic Marple. When the body of a young woman is discovered in the library at Gossington Hall, the hunt is on to find out whodunit.

12. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
Ballentine / BuzzFeed
In a future America, books are outlawed and “firemen” burn any that are found. One of Bradbury’s best.

13. The Giver by Lois Lowry

The Giver by Lois Lowry
Houghton Mifflin / BuzzFeed
Explores similar themes to Fahrenheit 451, but written for young adults. Don’t let the recent film adaptation put you off.

14. The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes

The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes
Knopf / 
An examination of life and the narratives we construct for ourselves that won the 2011 Man Booker Prize.

15. Sula by Toni Morrison
Sula by Toni Morrison
Knopf / BuzzFeed
Sula follows the contrasting lives of two girls growing up in a poor, black Ohio neighborhood, and the different paths they choose.

16. The Dig by Cynan Jones

The Dig by Cynan Jones
Granta / BuzzFeed
A sparse, dark, brutal novella about a Welsh farmer struggling to make a living from his sheep, and an unnamed man digging up badgers to bait.

17. How to Get Into the Twin Palms by Karolina Waclawiak

How to Get Into the Twin Palms by Karolina Waclawiak
Two Dollar Radio / BuzzFeed
An absurd, delightful novel about a Polish immigrant in Los Angeles who schemes to reinvent herself in order to gain access to the Twin Palms nightclub.

18. Amsterdam by Ian McEwan

Amsterdam by Ian McEwan
Vintage / BuzzFeed
Two friends plot the downfall of a politician in this Booker-winning novella.

19. The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton

The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
Penguin / BuzzFeed
Although frequently challenged for its depiction of gang violence and youth drinking,The Outsiders is in fact a classic morality tale wrapped up in ’60s street gang culture.

20. The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway

The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
Simon & Schuster / BuzzFeed
This story of an ageing, down-on-his luck fisherman fighting to reel in the catch of a lifetime won Papa a Pulitzer. Some love it, some don’t. A must-read either way.

21. Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson
Farrar Straus Giroux / BuzzFeed
This multi-award-winning young-adult novel deals with the trauma caused by rape, and the difficulty victims often have in reporting and talking about sexual assault.

22. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Scribner’s
Nick Carraway encounters reclusive billionaire Jay Gatsby at a party. Jazz ensues. You may already know the story, but like one of Gatsby’s lavish soirees, Fitzgerald’s sparkling prose warrants revisiting.

23. Rape: A Love Story by Joyce Carol Oates

Rape: A Love Story by Joyce Carol Oates
Carroll & Graf / BuzzFeed
The aftermath of a gang rape on a young mother is explored in a searing indictment of rape culture and the lack of justice, care, and understanding for victims.

24. The Quiet American by Graham Greene

The Quiet American by Graham Greene
Vintage
A seasoned English journalist in Vietnam watches as a young American turns good intentions into bad policy and bloodshed in this powerful anti-war allegory.

25. The Passion by Jeanette Winterson

The Passion by Jeanette Winterson
Vintage / BuzzFeed
A fantastical, lyrical love story set during the Napoleonic Wars.

26. Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach

Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach
Scribner / BuzzFeed
The classic fable of a seagull who wants more. Unwilling to conform to the norms of his flock, Jonathan goes in search of a higher purpose to life.

27. Autobiography of Red by Anne Carson

Autobiography of Red by Anne Carson
Cape Poetry / BuzzFeed
A novel in verse, Autobiography of Red gives voice to a minor character in Greek mythology, updating his story to the present day. There are those who love it and those who haven’t read it. Be the former.

28. The Mezzanine by Nicholson Baker

The Mezzanine by Nicholson Baker
Vintage / BuzzFeed
A stream-of-consciousness journey into the mind of a man on his lunch break.

29. At the Gates of the Animal Kingdom by Amy Hempel

At the Gates of the Animal Kingdom by Amy Hempel
Harper Perennial / BuzzFeed
A collection of 16 utterly compelling, gorgeously crafted short stories.

30. Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer

Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer
Farrar, Strauss and Giroux / BuzzFeed
A horror novel following the 12th expedition into the uncharted Area X. Any guesses what happened to the previous 11 expeditions? Nope, weirder than that.

31. Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbitt

Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbitt
Farrar, Strauss and Giroux / BuzzFeed
Babbitt’s beloved fable about immortality will outlive us all.

32. Being There by Jerzy Kosinski

Being There by Jerzy Kosinski
Grove Atlantic / BuzzFeed
A brilliant satire about a gardener turned political pundit.

33. My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George

My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George
Puffin / BuzzFeed
The story of Sam, a boy who runs away from home to live in the Catskill mountains, where he befriends a peregrine falcon he names Frightful.

34. The Neon Bible by John Kennedy Toole

The Neon Bible by John Kennedy Toole
Grove Atlantic / BuzzFeed
Written when Toole was just 16, but not published until after his death. Well worth a read for fans of his A Confederacy of Dunces.

35. Speedboat by Renata Adler

Speedboat by Renata Adler
Harper Perennial / BuzzFeed
An experimental novel that defies literary convention and category, this mix of fiction, critique, memoir, confession, and essay demands to be experienced.

36. Memories of My Melancholy Whores by Gabriel Garciá Márquez

Memories of My Melancholy Whores by Gabriel Garciá Márquez
Penguin / BuzzFeed
An ageing journalist requests a virgin prostitute for his 90th birthday, but instead of sex, he finds love for the first time.

37. If You’re Not Yet Like Me by Edan Lepucki

If You're Not Yet Like Me by Edan Lepucki
Novella / BuzzFeed
A darkly comic novella in which the narrator tells her unborn daughter the story of how she came to be. A romantic comedy with the emphasis on comedy, not romance.

38. The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon

The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon
Harper Perennial / BuzzFeed
A woman assigned to deal with the estate of an old flame finds herself in the middle of a secret war between two mail distributors in Pynchon’s satirical novel.

39. The Lover by Marguerite Duras

The Lover by Marguerite Duras
Pantheon / BuzzFeed
In 1930s Saigon, a young French girl enters into a passionate affair with the son of a wealthy Chinese family that threatens to tear their families apart.

40. Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Truman Capote

Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote
Penguin / BuzzFeed
The narrator befriends a young New York society girl, Holly Golightly, who relays tales of her dates with wealthy men, and finds himself entranced by her.

41. Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton

Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton
Penguin / BuzzFeed
Ethan Frome struggles to tend to his farm and his wife – then her beautiful cousin comes to stay.

42. Time’s Arrow by Martin Amis

Time's Arrow by Martin Amis
Vintage / BuzzFeed
In a reverse narrative, the protagonist moves backwards from death towards the story’s beginning and his role in one of the most horrific events in recent history.

43. Lucinella by Lore Segal

Lucinella by Lore Segal
Melville House / BuzzFeed
A witty and searing indictment of the ’70s New York literary scene, in which a poet observes her peers at a writer’s colony upstate.

44. Night by Elie Wiesel

Night by Elie Wiesel
Penguin / BuzzFeed
A harrowing account of the author’s time in Nazi concentration camps.

45. A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf

A Room of One's Own by Virginia Woolf
Penguin / BuzzFeed
An essay in narrative form, arguing against the treatment of women both as fictional characters and as writers of fiction in a male-dominated literary world.

46. Ablutions by Patrick deWitt

Ablutions by Patrick deWitt
Granta / BuzzFeed
An alcoholic bartender in Los Angeles observes the lonely, broken, and grotesque characters who populate his bar, among whom he may be the most broken.

Why not take a stroll to your local bookshop and buy one?


This list isn’t exhaustive. If there’s a short novel we’ve missed, please add it in the comments below so others might enjoy it. Oh, and just because you can read these 
in a day 
doesn’t mean you have to. 

Happy reading!










Friday, August 14, 2015

7 Reasons WHY you need a VIRTUAL ASSISTANT...NOW!

It's YOUR EASY BUTTON!

If you are looking for a dynamic, professional Virtual Assistant to help with 
  • Excel Spreadsheets
  • Word Documents
  • Outlook help
  • tracking data
  • bookkeeping
  • payroll processing
  • correspondence creation and implementation
  • and everything in between

I am just the person for the JOB!

Here's why you need a virtual assistant. Click image to get in touch with one.




Check out my website! 


for more information about ME, My services and How I can HELP you!


Goals: Seeking a Full Time position with opportunity for long-term employment and the ability to grow as the company grows. 

*Serious Inquiries ONLY!




7 reasons why you need a virtual assistant


Are you a BUSY Entrepreneur who is often reluctant to take the PLUNGE to HIRE a Virtual Assistant?
Do you constantly have a SELF DEBATE as to WHY you would even need one? 

Well, I am here to help give you SEVEN (7) reasons WHY you need a VIRTUAL ASSISTANT today:

  1. You are overwhelmed with your work?
  2. You do not have FREE TIME for yourself.
  3. You know you NEED help, but your just not sure how?
  4. You think ONLY YOU can do your work and NO ONE else...
  5. You can't afford to have enough work for a FULL TIME Employee.
  6. You don't want to invest time in training or hiring someone.
  7. You don't want to go through the stress of firing someone, if you don't like his or her work. 
It can be scary, I get it.  Cost is usually the PRIMARY factor that holds back business owners from looking at additional employees.  But, Virtual Assistants are easy to HIRE and guess what?  We don't come with the excess baggage that having a full time employee might have.  It is not necessarily about the Salary alone either.  Access to talent is another reason. 

The world is going VIRTUAL right before our eyes!




Most of our relations today are virtual.  Everything is done over the phone, via email, video chats, etc. instead of having clients/employees present and its becoming the trend!

Let's talk work requirements- why not have someone half way across the world do all the tasks for you? 


So here are some of the benefits of hiring ME as your Virtual Assistant :

  1. Flexibility: No long-term contracts. (But, I think you might extend one after some time!)
  2. Cost Efficiency: It's just not the salary, think about the physical space, electricity, benefits, hardware and software resources that a physical employee would need.
  3. Scalability: You can go up or down the budget. Increase your team of assistants, when there is more work and cut down when less.
  4. I will FREE UP YOUR TIME, so that YOU can focus on the BIG PICTURE...YOU!
Just like ANY relationship, it takes time to build these virtual connections. Before you are READY to fire your gun, hold it, give you assistant a few days to understand your WORK and the Business.  Once that cooling off period has passed, you will be amazed at how much WE can get done together!  





Maybe it is time to consider hiring a Virtual Assistant (Pick Me!) and experience this transition first hand.  You know you NEED one...it is just a matter of WHEN




7 Reasons WHY I LOVE E-BOOKS!


So, I recently was asked, "Kel, why do you LOVE e-books?"  

Which, is a VALID question, since I kind of do endorse them!  But, truth be told, as much as I love the paper, real, solid book, I love my e-books that much more for a mere seven reasons.  


As I get older, it just has become so much easier to have my e-books with me, I mean, sure...I have the Nook, which I hardly use since I have the app on my bigger tablet, then there is my phone, which also has the app handy, so guess what...I am at work on lunch and there I have it, my Nook App (an Yes, I have the Amazon Kindle app also and I personally love it a little more) easy for me to access so I can get some reading in!

This way, I do not have to lug that big, heavy actual book in with me, I mean, I have enough baggage as it is!




So, beyond this very simple convenience factor, HERE are 7 MORE reasons WHY I LOVE MY E-BOOKS: 



  1. Obviously...it doesn't take up any space. The apps are stored on my devices that I already use- BONUS!
  2. Saves Trees.  Yes, I am a green girl, so this is a HUGE benefit. 
  3. The Books are CHEAPER than a printed book. You know this is TRUE!
  4. My FAVORITE: Portal and Convenient! DUH!
  5. E-Books from the Library are...FREE (and some on my Daily Blog posts too! ;))
  6. Buying E-Books helps to support my writer friends. (From one writer to another this is a good thing!) 
  7. You can publish your OWN E-Books!  I have one I have published so far- check out the right side and you will see Gray Gables available for purchase. 


So, I guess it is really that simple!  

And, since I LOVE E-BOOKS so much, naturally I have to pass the DEALS I find onto my readers! 


Don't forget, it's the One Stop Shop HERE!  New e-Book deals and discounts (YES, even FREEBIES!) on my BLOG daily!



And don't forget, if your reading something great, share with me on my 
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